On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Mom said you looked used
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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