So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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