Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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