Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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