how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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