Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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