I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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