i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.