It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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