What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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