id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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