He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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