No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we're making bets on your personal life
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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