hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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