I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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