I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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