Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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