He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im about as happy as oj after his trial
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
