About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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