I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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