how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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