Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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