He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wish you could order shots online.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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