Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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