THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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