i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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