One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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