Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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My vagina is officially offended.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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