I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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