so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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