normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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