If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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