turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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