he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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