Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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