I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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