Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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