we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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