Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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