Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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