its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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