Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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