it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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