i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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