Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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