Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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