Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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