new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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