just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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