Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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