I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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