Sponge bath it is.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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