Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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