Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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