If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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