We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
So. Much. Porn.
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