Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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