Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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