TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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