So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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